Harlem or Staten Island?

If you chose Staten Island, your a sucker, and let me tell you why Billy! Because on the way to Staten Island you will get stuck in traffic, forget your keys to the car you were supposed to pick up, when refueling your car willl not get out of park, and you will have to walk to get someone else's car. Well that is exactly what happened Billy. So its 2AM, and I just got home. I was really hoping to get home earlier because I wanted to chat with certain peoples, but fine, its really not that important. At least Stephen is OK. And the funniest part, Stephen was trying to help Joe, and in the end, Joe is the one who has to help Stephen around. Life can be increadibly funny that way.

Well I won't get up as early as I would have liked tomorrrow, but it looks like the papers aren't time sensative, I really thought I was going to end up doing a calander call on my last day at the job. After court I am going to go up town and get my mags, and it turns out, the guy who has them is a court officer on his vacation. Funny, eh? Well who the hell asked you BILLY!? You block-headed little bastard! Yeah, thats right, I'm NOT your father! Now get out of here before I shoot you with 6mm BBs. MMMMM full auto....

my mags!

turns out my order got mixed with another guy, but at least this guy is in NYC, but its in Harlem, but thats not a big deal for me. I was about to go exchange them tonight, but then I remembered I have court in the city tomorrow, so I can swing uptown after I go to court. Can you believe Stephen didn't want to go to Harlem with me tonight?! Way to be a Stipan! Well, at least he is going to pick me up soon, so I can pick up papers from the office, then he will drive Joe to Staten Island and I guess Dave back to Brooklyn. I just want to be back in time for a internet date I have waiting. So where the F is he!?

big disapointment

An hour later the next package arrived. Except it was the wrong things in it. So there is no way to get my magazines before the weekend. Very, very disapointing. Instead of my spare 3 mags, they sent me 2 laser sights, 2 flashlight attachments, and 1 practice target. When I opened up the box, the first thing I saw was the practice target, and I thought, LUCKY ME! They threw in a complimentary gift! Nah uh, they just simply fucked up my order, thats all, that simple. I promptly sent them an email demanding they fix my order and that they ruined my weekend.

www.airsoftshogun.com where they fuck up your orders.

latest arival is!

My tactical vest. Thats what just arrived. Hopefully the extra AK magazines will arive tomorrow. I hate not filling out, you know what I mean? I haven't purchased a hand gun or extra ammo clips yet, but I would at least like too fill out the assault rifle magazine pouches, otherwise, it feels like wearing tight underwear with a small dick. It seems I have 4 pockets for magazines, and 4 pockets for clips, 1 documents pouch, and 1 pouch for a radio or personal GPS, and 2 more pockets on the belt that I could put 1 clip each, or maybe a small knife (but thats lame) or some other small stuff. On the back I can hold a shovel, or a sword (I swear thats what the pictures showed) or maybe a bladder. Its such an awesome piece of equipment. I can't wait to fill it out. Now I know some people, like Erika, will be all like 'why the F@%K did you blow your money on that, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO USE IT FOR!? YOU KNOW YOU WON'T!' And to that, I have this to say, I WANTED IT, and if I want to play soldier in the woods (alone if I have to) I will! So there! (then I blow a rasberrie!). Where as my mom will probably be either A) god damn it, he is just like his brothere, and/or B) he is going to be a terrorist, I just know it. But anyway, for some reason I wasn't able to locate my revolution shirt, so that is why last night I posed in my Russian striped shirt. I just wish I could get more of my buddies into the airsoft thing, then, yes Billy, I wouldn't be such a freak, HEY! Wait a minutes, get your ass over here Billy so I can beat it!

Super Ruski

Can I get more Russian looking than in that picture? Maybe if I had a bottle of vodka in the other hand.

Its the Final Count Down!

tadadum dum dada dum dum oh its the final count down! Just 1 more week and Erika is back. Can't wait!! Can you? Goodness, we didn't even have our crazy night at the Kleva's and she's already coming back!

Todays Items...

today arrived my airsoft BBs and paintballs, I am very excited to go upstate and try it out in some target practice. I hope the extra magazines/clips arrive this week before I leave, that would make reloading and shooting much more enjoyable. If the tactical vest arrives this week as well, that would be perfect.

Todays other special item is my new Creative Webcam Live! I am playing around with it now. I am sure I will find some applications for it, don't you?

Murcury Lounge Sucks

Harlem didn't shake, for those 'in the know' Harlem Shakes is a band. Stipan introduced me to them a couple of days ago, and then we realized they were performing Sunday night, and that was perfect! Except that this Murcury Lounge place sellls tickets, and the show was sold out. And it was $12 bucks, which is 'F'ing BS! A Sunday night show at that. And the bouncer was a dick. I'm sure everyone is familiar with the velvet roap, well they didn't have one, they didn't even have 2 poles to put it on, they just had the single pole, and the bouncer was serious about us being on the right side of it! Then we had to form a line, just me, Stipan, and eventually 2 other people showed up. And we actually had to wait! Refrickendiculous! We ended up going back to Stipan's place and taking in some great classic 90s gaming; played Samurai Showdown 3 on the Sega Saturn (the only way to play it unless you have the arcade or the Neo Geo). It was like a fantacy come true for me, and to top it off, Stipan actually liked the game, can't wait to get to play it some more. Then we played some Last Bronx and some Virtual Tenis (on the Dreamcast) and Worms Armagedon, which kinda put us to sleep, literally in Stipan's case.

I stayed up late so I could talk to Erika. Just another week and a half and she is back! I am very excited about that. I'm not the only one though, and that is another story that I won't tell here.

Turns out BT Ana was upstate last week, and I missed the opportunity to hang out with her. That was shame. Maybe I'll get another chance later, I hope so at least. I'm going to wrap it up for now.

Tonight, Harlem Shakes!

what do you think that means?